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“There are doors… you can use them.” Saguru reminded in a small murmur, currently half unconscious on his chair and intent on going to sleep. Kaito had just caught him before he dozed off, luckily enough, else it probably would have been a challenge to even wake him. “Mm? To tell me you finally fixed the damages done to our lawn by Molotov?”

A slight pout. “You’re no fun. I find it kind of funny that Molotov knows how to spell ‘penis’. Either that, or it was a rather nice coincidence.” Probably not, though.

“But that’s beside the point.” She dropped the male voice, and frowned at him. Seriously, was this boy - boy, because he had the sleeping habits of a toddler, she swore to god - ever going to learn how to use a bed? “Come on, big guy, if you’re going to sleep, at least be more comfortable.”