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“I’m only going to nap… there’s no point in going to bed when I’ll awake–”

Pause. What.

Hazy vision focused once he blinked his sleepiness away and stared straight ahead at the–? Girl–? In front of him? Said staring continued for a good minute or so before he finally spoke up again– sort of– more like he opened his mouth and tried to say words but he just choked a little instead.

“… May I ask why you’re dressed like a woman today?” He finally got out.

“Good morning, princess.” Well, it looked like he was a little more awake than before, so the thought was at least mildly accurate.

“I’m dressed like a woman because I am a woman- no, not like that,” she said before Saguru could even ask. “I’ve been magicked into a girl for a while, so I decided to milk it for all it’s worth. Does this skirt make my butt look big?” She didn’t move from her perch on the windowsill, however, instead just grinning at him. “Just kidding, I look fabulous.”