princetempesta:

“That’s for you to figure out.”

“But you know, you’re actually cute as a girl, so maybe I’ll give you the time to do that.”

Belphegor used Ego Stroke. It was super effective!

“All right, pleasantly surprised, it is. Although may I please remind you that I’m not usually very appealing to guys who are mildly straight with a side of grenouille.”