princetempesta:

“Who ever said anything about being ‘mildly straight’? Just being interested in Auntie doesn’t make me ‘straight’, you know.”

Pansexual erasure at work again.

“All right then, mister, if that’s the case, that still doesn’t explain why you haven’t stabbed me in the face yet. Guy or girl, I’m pretty sure I’m not on your list of people you enjoy talking to, much less flirting with.”

Still not buying it.