elatxsarchived:

      “ …Well, that’s the gayest shit ever. But I am not one to turn down free food– …you’re payin’, right? ”

“Listen, if I wanted gay, I have two much more willing, much more attractive people to turn to. I was just in the neighborhood for a friend, is all.”

“And I don’t mind paying. You a fan of cheese, or something a bit more exotic?”