Brick and Mikleo, sitting in a tree.

F-i-g-h-t-i-n-g.

“If I blow up the train, can I earn more evil calories?”

paintingfeverdreams:

You deserve to be pinned against a wall because you are a master piece.

“Or you could pull a Michelangelo and do me on the ceiling.”

That completely breaks the laws of physics, Kaito.

shadou-dorobou:

They always look SO much worse the next day. His neck is absolutely covered in buses and he’s laughing to himself quietly.

There won’t be any sort of walk of shame for him, although someone’s in the doorway so there’s very little walking to do “Good Morning” Akio’s just going to smile.

Yo bitch that girl is loud af if you’re going to do that again make sure it at the other party’s house because he didn’t sleep a wink and he was actually trying to get some shut-eye last night.

“Good morning.”

Question: what is a “contract” and should he form one.

[Text to: Whom It May Concern]

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mareseconds:

You know that’s gonna be replaced with a KID wallpaper tomorrow morning.

mareseconds:

[ That’s fine he’ll just take a picture.] 

[DISPLEASURE INTENSIFIES]

mareseconds:

Your face will get stuck like that, Kuroba-kun.

[displeasure intensifies]