“Well it’s true! It’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”
“I can be evil if I want to.” Be really, really thankful that he doesn’t want to.
“Anyways, criminal masterminds don’t make a name by being Care Bears. What do you want me to do, blow up a building to prove my evil worth? Because I can do that. Probably wouldn’t- but not because I’m not evil enough to. It would just take too much effort.”
“Have you never thrown a shoe before? Really, the feeling is kind of boot-iful. It really cleanses your sole. I mean, it’s probably not my p-lace to say, but heel, it’s fun.”
The time has come agaaaain. You may have to specify which meme set the symbols are from!
Fall Out Boy starters. Send ♫ to dance with my muse at the ball. Send ✯ to wish on a star with my muse. Send one for a kind gesture. Masquerade starters. Send “Who’s this cutie?” for your muse to find an old photo/painting of my muse. Send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it Christmas starters! Send “I’m scared” for your Muse crawling into mine’s bed after a nightmare. More Christmas starters! Send ❉ to cuddle in a blanket with my muse. Send me a ◊ and my character will react to yours kissing them in the sheer excitement of a moment.
who steals french fries off the other’s plate: Both of them, but Akio takes more tbh because Kaito’s too busy defending his fries to take many of Akio’s.
who jokingly moves in for the kiss when someone asks if they’re a couple: Akio, please stop.
who has to bust or bail the other out of jail: Are you kidding? They’re in there together. Not for very long, granted, but thy’re there together.
who gives the other advice/comfort about dating issues: Akio gives Kaito advice, all things considered. Kaito does his best to try to get Akio a date (that doesn’t involve a one-night stand), though.
who shamelessly cheats at games by reaching over to cover the other’s eyes: Both of them, but Kaito’s better at it.
who immediately calls dibs on the top bunk: KAITO BECAUSE HE’S A DICK AND LIKES BOUNCING ON TOP OF IT.
who starts and who wins the pillow fights: Akio would probably start them, and Kaito would either win, or lose and get all sulky and hide the pillows.
who says “your pants would look better on their floor” to the other’s potential crush: Considering Kaito’s already in (very sexually healthy lbr) relationships, Kaito would. Kaito confirmed for worst wingman ever.
