“Well, this is a surprise.” She - she, because she was hella cute and was going to milk it for all it’s worth - was shocked, but not too unhappy about it. “So, am I allowed to charm people with my feminine wiles now, or what?”
{ Will last until next memekend, because I’m too lazy to keep track of days }
“I think the first option is pretty obvious - dancing with Raphael, of course. And then….lick Akio and serenade Saguru.”
Send me a symbol, and I’ll tell you a surefire way to make my character feel…
☤ Disgusted
Just being a generally disgusting person, really. Making light of death, joking about killing, things like that. Anybody who lacks that basic decency earns an X in his book.
Nightshade: What is a painful truth your character has had to face?
“…that you can’t save everyone. That nothing ever goes according to plan. That there’s no such thing as perfect.”
Rosemary: What is something your character will always remember?
“Well, I can’t really forget a lot, you know, what with my eidetic memory and all, but…I’d have to say that I’ll never forget how happy people look when they watch my heists. Sure, it should be fine enough for me to know that I’m doing a good deed and all, but it’s also pretty gratifying to know that people appreciate my magic, and…well, me.”
5. Would you or have you ever killed? What would drive you to kill?
“Once. I…didn’t kill him, per se, but it was my fault anyways, so…it was close enough. If I had the choice, I would never kill again. I don’t think there’s anything I would be willing to kill over. Not even…”
7. Have you ever done anything that you feel to be very morally wrong?
“I let a man die.”
9. If you committed a crime, would you accept punishment willingly?
“You’re talking to Kaitou KID, what do you think?” Of course not.
“Kind of an easy choice this round, although I did have a hard time deciding between two particular people to beat up. Actually…my answer is those options, in the order of those people. Beat up Akicchi, caress Raffin and submit to Sagu.”
Morrigan: What do you think happens when we die?
“Nothing. You just stop existing. Sure, life goes on, but you don’t. Your consciousness just ceases to exist. That’s as easy as it gets, right?”
Poseidon: Are you a moody person?
“I try not to be, but I guess it can come out sometimes? Kekeke…I’m more likely to angst when I don’t have a smile plastered on my face.”
Minerva: Do you generally give good advice?
“I like to think I do. I mean, a lot of people end up happier when they take my advice, right? Not that I take my own advice, but what the hey.”
FOR EVERY ∯ I GET I WILL SAY/CONFESS SOMETHING WITHOUT SPECIFYING FOR WHOM IT IS MEANT
“I’m sorry that I couldn’t live up to your expectations…I’m sorry for wanting to see you…I’m sorry you had to see me in white, I’m sorry that you were in black just like back then, I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry…but please, don’t leave again…”
Invasiveness: 3 | “But only because you’re asking me as Kaito.”
Answer:
“Absolutely. I value my audience’s life above my own, be that audience a single civilian or the entire KID task force. Call me stupid, but I’m a criminal. Half of the world already thinks I don’t deserve to live, right? Might as well make my capture - or more - worth something.”
- Take a bullet for
“Naoto, again. My favorite female detective isn’t dying on my watch.”
“I’ll have to go with Raph on this one.”
- Send off a cliff
“Urgh, this is a hard decision for me…probably Akio? Sorry, megane boy.”
“Sorry, tantei-chan!”
“I could’ve sworn you were going to say Hakuba.”
“He was a close second.”
- Marry for life
“Hakuba, again. Goddamnit, that shouldn’t be as easy a decision as it is.”
[loud wheezing noises]
“Oh, you agree with me then.”
- Adopt as my own
“Aoko, for sure. As much as I like Nakamori-keibu…I don’t.”
“Same here. God knows Aoko needs a dad who cares more about his daughter than about a non-lethal criminal…”
- Take over the world with
“And this one’s Raphael. Vive la danse, oui?”
“Akicchi! We would be able to do it, too!”