“You don’t know that. For all you know he could be a closet pervert or some shit. And by the way, I’m the pants in this relationship. Suzuya can’t do shit against me.”
“First of all, Shin-chan’s perversion isn’t exactly closeted. I know exactly how bad he can get, but I also know that he’s got more than a few deductive brain cells as well.
Second of all, do you mind speaking a bit more clearly into the microphone?”