“Well it’s true! It’s true! You’re semi-evil. You’re quasi-evil. You’re the margarine of evil. You’re the Diet Coke of evil. Just one calorie, not evil enough.”
“I can be evil if I want to.” Be really, really thankful that he doesn’t want to.
“Anyways, criminal masterminds don’t make a name by being Care Bears. What do you want me to do, blow up a building to prove my evil worth? Because I can do that. Probably wouldn’t- but not because I’m not evil enough to. It would just take too much effort.”