“Have you never thrown a shoe before? Really, the feeling is kind of boot-iful. It really cleanses your sole. I mean, it’s probably not my p-lace to say, but heel, it’s fun.”

Quench your Thirst

neonxparanoia:

{ You’re all gross but so am I so enjoy you sick little fucks.

• Send me “that’s dirty” and I will generate a number for what my muse will say to yours. 
• Sexual Sunday Meme
• Our muses just had a terrible fight that ended in angry sex. What is you muses reaction?
  
• Send me one of the following and I’ll write a ficlet about our characters. (I may have changed this slightly aha)
• Put “You’ve been a bad boy/girl” in my ask and my character will react to yours saying that as they shove mine against a wall.
• How does your character react to walking in on mine masturbating and yelling your character’s name?
• You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.
  
• My muse sits on your muse’s lap, hooks their arms around their neck and whispers, “Do me.” What happens next?
  

• SEND “♥♥” AND MY CHARACTER WILL REACT TO SUDDENLY PICTURING YOUR CHARACTER NAKED.

There was something inherently wrong with the image that had just popped into his mind…

Ah yes, the distinct lack of hickeys. Geez, you’d think his mind worked better than this.